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The guys in the submersible were asked before they all crammed into that thing if they wanted to take a shower. They said, "No thanks, we'll wash up ashore."
The sharks around the Titanic asked, "OK ... who ordered Five Guys?"
It was a Titanic Meet and Greet.
Should have paid the other quarter-million for a round-trip ticket.
Deep down, billionaires are good people.
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