So you think some cazy things happen on your bus. check this out. :o
http://www.ibtimes.com/pennsylvania-girl-elbowed-boy-testicles-laughing-after-she-farted-during-sex-school-bus-state-police
My incident report would have read something like ...
"After having sex in the back of the bus the 18-year old prosti-tot struck the 13-year old boy in the nads with her elbow because he was laughing at her for queefing during the act."