Title: Attempted Murder!
Post by: Buzz on June 23, 2019, 01:19:15 AM
Post by: Buzz on June 23, 2019, 01:19:15 AM
Apparently, an attempt was made to asphyxiate the Grinch on bus 409 by enclosing it in a plastic bag. The attempt failed, partially due to the ugly creature's ability to breathe through its asshole. The driver has questioned a couple "persons of interest" to determine who might be responsible, but if she doesn't have a video it didn't really happen. Attempted suicide has not been ruled out.
